The StUpiD-sTuPid Theory!!

I'm sure everyone reading this,and not, must have experienced this situation at least once, when a good friend just suddenly decides to ask you out. (it is even more awkward when you and your friend very well know there is absolutely no hope or scope of it happening!) Anyway so the point is how to save yourself and your friend from this embarrassing situation...The Stupid-Stupid Theory!(it's quite stupid..but I dont care..It worked!)

The Situation or 'Prasang' (as my dear Hindi Sir would wanna call it) .. Once my friend (a nice friend) suddenly decides to ask me out despite knowing the fact that there was no scope of it ever happening (reasons genuine and personal.. so dont break your head about it..I m not mean!) I had started to realize the sudden tension building up on his face..and then he vomitted..well not literally but it just felt the same.. the words were out.. the question I was avoiding for 2 full years!! And then what did I do?? Well I ended up saying the most stupidest thing ever said to anyone..

here it goes..

"look you know in this world nobody is perfect... not me not you..and we all are stupid in some way or the other cause we sometimes do stupid things that honestly in every way are completely stupid. So, since we all are stupid in some way or the other, we all are the same, or 'alike' as I would want to term it. Now as you and I have learnt before.. the law of magnetism says that like poles repel and unlike poles attract. Since I have already proved to you just now that we both are stupid we cannot possibly like each other..because stupid will repel stupid and since we both are stupid we will repel each other. And if we actually do repel each other, and this has to be true since the Law says it, and the Law has been proved, we possibly cannot like each other. And if you are going to say that my stupid-Stupid theory is wrong.. well it cant possibly be because then the law of magnetism would be wrong which would mean law of gravitation would be wrong which again would mean no apple falling down and also you and me can't possibly exist and the question you liking me wouldn't have cropped up and since it has all of this cant be wrong.. so basically..(remove pen and paper) 

STATEMENT: To prove that you and I are stupid and hence alike.

ASSUMPTION: i) assume you are stupid

                           ii) assume I am stupid

SLOUTION:      Let you be 'x' and I be 'y'

                     Then, according to the assumption,

                                       x=y

                         Since,

                                  you = x and I = y

                        Therefore,          

                                   you = I          ( Assumption)

                              Hence proved  "

Well  it took him forever to make sense of that and before he could even try to react he had lost the war!!!  

In the end he felt stupid cause well the whole thing was absolutely stupid and so he didn't dare talk about it again, and I was anyway talking stupid (as you would have by now figured out), The Stupid-Stupid Theory saved the day!!            

Disclaimer: I am naturally gifted to talk that fast, so try at your own risk!